Dean’s Pants

Okay, so I play (or whatever the appropriate verb is; someone tell me what it is, dammit!) Second Life quite a bit—probably too much—but I really dig this satire site [thanks, emjaybee!].

Among the best parts in the FAQ are:

• What’s this body thing, and what do I do with the dangly bits?
• Why can’t I build a dirigible with my mind?

And then, an image that says, “Fornicate using your actual genitals”. Awesome. Truthfully, though, I’m still perplexed why anyone has “sex” in SL.